While on vacation, Becky stayed home. (Or more precisely, he stayed with friends. It was his choice, we do not ditch it.) During one of our house every day asks her navel reported injured. Weird. It was reported that nothing unusual had happened because of it, and never was a blow which indicates a sports hernia. I asked if my grandmother take her to the doctor or if he thought he could wait until she returned. She said she thought it might wait.We were back several days before he complained of pain again and this time was accompanied by diffusion through pain in the abdomen. I wanted to see a doctor's office doctor.At we saw our very favorite doctor ever. The left abruptly last year. Apparently she is back. This makes me very happy. I have no idea where he was, why he left, or why she chose to return, but I'm also very happy.She know what the button bellyache Becky might be. No appendicitis or a hernia, and she is not afraid to tell me she does not know, because of the strange characteristics of this particular pain. She took a urine sample (and Becky learned the fun of a quot; limpiaquot, cup), and while we were waiting for the doctor to return again, my daughter felt the need to tell me that they were doing sitday school presses.The spread before.Stop abdominal pain that is not exactly within, but more muscular Yeh. I felt like a huge ball derf they do not think to ask at home if he had done anything unusual lately. (Remember who had spent more than a week of belly button pain now and obviously I did not think much beyond that.) I chose not to inform the doctor of this new evidence when it arrived and not yet explained the pain in her navel and I thought all our prayers were answered when the pain spreading quot; misteriosaquot; disappeared. At least to the extent that the mysterious went.In command to spread pain to be followed in the situation, the doctor requested an ultrasound to rule out bladder or other internal problems. We had to do during the weekend. While in the waiting room, Becky asked if a blow to the belly button would cause damage to make does.The printing presses have never actually going to stop with all on.When was stuck in her navel Why Well, you know how to put each other in the stomach (no, not really, adults do not) and sometimes you miss and hit the belly button What happened. Last week, just before all the pain began. DerfWad does not begin to explain how I feel at this time. My dear, have you heard of the need to know the law that exists between parents and children GRRRRRR we should even continue with the tests, or tell the hospital staff to complete and total idiots and we'll just go home now I decided to continue. And do not tell anyone. EverWad hugest Derf prize here. (How long can an internal hematoma past, anyway, and if even after offering more than a week that needs to be addressed independently.) While Becky was to relieve his bladder at the end of the ultrasound, I asked technology if he had seen nothing unusual. (If I was going to play more big DerfWad ever, it might do a good job of it.) My daughter has a cyst on her ovaries. Huh.Do you know what was first thought that came to mind quot; How will this affect your decision to have children someday quot; No joke. Is it selfish of me Suppose not, right So I learned a little something that really should have known for years. A woman's ovaries cysts grow each month. That's how they reproduce. Who knows Only this cyst does not pop and maybe that is what is causing the pain in her strangely. May or may not disappear on its own course over the next month female life. If not, there is to be given medicine that will remove and prevent this from happening in the future. This medicine is called birth Control.I laughed. He really did. Someone just told me that my fourteen yearold daughter may or may not have to go on birth control pills, and I laughed. Life is such an irony, you know We will contact your pediatrician and see what they recommend, of course. I may or may not reveal at that time that teens are apparently in the habit of running each other with fingers pointed, and yet schools require children to do situps in gym class. For I am the hugest DerfWad ever, probably. That's how I roll. Also the doctor could probably use a good laugh.I think that only understood why he returned after being gone for almost a year. I missed our family. Probably should not be a surprise to you that this episode really is not outside the norm for us. I may or may not tell you about the current psoriasis. The current part is a bit of an understatement. We're talking more than ten years of quot; My poor son did not exceed their cap cuna.quot; me out the silver polish for EverWad hugest Derf Award. (And the beauty of this picture is the fact that now don not remember that I am the hugest DerfWad Ever. Love it.) Br br
